So, I have SOME WHAT of a social life. My friends seem to provide me with some strange questions or comments sometimes.


Jessica: "YOU! DO YOU HAVE A SAFETY PIN?! I've been going to all the Apparel teachers and they don't have any!"
Me: .......... (thinks: Did she really just ask that?)

Raquel: I HAVE TO PEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(mean while one of the counselors for the school walks by with the strangest face in the world)

Raquel: THE PEE MONSTER IS GOING TO GET YOU!!
Me: .... (walks away slowly)

Me: TUNA!!! (some random person infront of me responded to it) (me thinking: WTF? You get called Tuna? I thought not.) Tuuuuuuunnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaa. YOU WITH THE FACE. SHRIMP SCAMPI.

Me: Yeah, so, my health teacher is some old dude that teaches tenis.
Annaliese: ....TWITCH......TWITCH.... (yeah, she actually said it)

Jessica: So who did you have for Art I?
Me: Neiswender.
Jessica: Neiswender is like a ninja. He scares me.

alisooonn (11:03:06 PM): i still have to do some homework D:
SafetyPinBandit (11:03:07 PM): <--never started homework
SafetyPinBandit (11:03:14 PM): Whoa, I'm psychic
SafetyPinBandit (11:03:28 PM): There is no way I could have typed that in a second.

Alison (AKA TUNA): WHAT IS SO SIGNIFICANT ABOUT THIS BANANA?!

alisooonn (11:05:02 PM): i woke up i na caaarrrr
SafetyPinBandit (11:05:12 PM): Amazing
alisooonn (11:05:38 PM): something corporate >:]
SafetyPinBandit (11:05:42 PM): Oh
alisooonn (11:05:45 PM): mmhm
SafetyPinBandit (11:05:49 PM): I think I'm listening to that song
SafetyPinBandit (11:05:51 PM): O.O
alisooonn (11:05:54 PM): O_O
alisooonn (11:05:59 PM): THAT'S KIND OF CREEPY
SafetyPinBandit (11:06:06 PM): What phrase does it start with?
alisooonn (11:06:23 PM): i woke up in new york city from my sleepbehind the wheel
SafetyPinBandit (11:06:30 PM): O.O;; Yup
alisooonn (11:06:32 PM): AHAHAHAH

Everyone: HI GABBY!! (all into a phone)
Jessica: Say hi Christina.
Me: Hi! What am I supposed to say? Hello person I know but don't talk to?